thingsididntknowwereerotic:

You guys, we’re gonna need some support group meetings. Let’s all sit in a circle of chairs in a rec center basement somewhere and weep on one another’s shoulders and drink burnt coffee and eat doughnuts cut in half because the person who brought doughnuts was too cheap to buy the second dozen even though the Hot Now sign was on.

People. Seriously.

Vampire Hiddles might be the literal end of me.